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[claritatis]

"You've reached Ignis Scientia. Leave a message and I will endeavour to get back to you post-haste."

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[restinglichface]

okay so yikes
that isnt how you woo a woman at all my dude





and i would def know cuz we are def dating

[claritatis]

I feel as if I should give you a tip at this juncture.
Call it a gentle critique, if you like.

You are utterly terrible at pretending to be my girlfriend.

[restinglichface]

ok noted

tbf we dont text a lot so im gonna cite that as my excuse alright

[claritatis]

I suppose that's fair.

So, who do I have the pleasure of addressing?

[restinglichface]

kates best friend duh
u know who it is

[or does he]

[claritatis]

I'm quite certain this isn't Carlisle. Would you like to try again?

[He knows Kate's closest friend here is, in fact, Glacius. If she's watching what Lup is typing, that one is sure to rile her up.]

[restinglichface]

[UM EXCUSE]

lup

its lup

[claritatis]

Ah.

Lup who.

[This is kind of fun why doesn't he do this more often.]

[restinglichface]

[UM]

UM

WHAT

[claritatis]

I do apologise. The name isn't ringing any bells.

[restinglichface]

ur shitting me!!
kate loves me!!!
theres no way she hasnt talked about our dope ass friendship!!!!
we fucking killed stuff together!!
that bonds girls together!!!

[claritatis]

Kate has several friends. Could you try to narrow it down?

[restinglichface]

the elf one!!!!!!

[claritatis]

OH.

Lup. Of course.

[restinglichface]

[there's a pause because like, hello, she's waiting for the praise to come next.

but he just leaves her hanging]

yep only took forever
but now that u know its me
u MUST know how close kate and i are

[claritatis]

I'm afraid she's never mentioned you.

1/2

[restinglichface]

...

2/2

[restinglichface]

well she sure as shit didnt mention u other bucko

[claritatis]

[Lup might be expecting that to sting. It doesn't.]

That isn't surprising. She's a private person.

[restinglichface]

[jenna marbles voice: OOOOOH BOOOYYYYYYY]

whatevs

[don't use logic in her face oh my GOD]

so when do i meet you?

[claritatis]

Under the assumption that you don't require Kate to be present to facilitate it, I'm at the Guard headquarters most days. Usually in the mornings.

[restinglichface]

dope then youll def be meeting me soon ;)