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[claritatis]

"You've reached Ignis Scientia. Leave a message and I will endeavour to get back to you post-haste."

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[claritatis]

Nor mine, but that will be precisely what they don't expect.

[stantheman]

Clever.

[claritatis]

Pranks may not be my speciality, but being clever most assuredly is.

[stantheman]

Being clever is good enough to come up with an adequate trick, then.

[claritatis]

I'd hate to leave you out of the fun. After all, it was your idea.

[stantheman]

I enjoy being an observer but I can help if you like.

[claritatis]

I have an idea. He may never eat my food again, but it will certainly suffice.

[stantheman]

That seems unlikely but it sounds like you have something good in mind.

What is it?

[claritatis]

There is a particular pepper here. Quite unpalatable, unless you happen to enjoy the sensation of having every one of your tastebuds seared off.

[stantheman]

Temporary right?

[claritatis]

Confirmed through personal experience.

[stantheman]

Then it's a great plan.